if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(via d0nn0)


mydisneystories:

tell me boy meets world wasn’t brilliant

tell me

(via hannahdaynight)


itsmemacleod:

thats it. we have seen everything, the world may continue to stop existing.

itsmemacleod:

thats it. we have seen everything, the world may continue to stop existing.

(via hi)


eakies:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

(via heliolisk)


bitchesaloud:

it’s been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together

(via superhighshoollevelgeek)


(via elitekirito)


amazign:

one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’

(via angry90slesbian)


skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

(via ravioliwings)


"I can believe in my own abilities, or the choices of my trusted comrades. But no one ever knows how things will turn out."

(via levi-in-wonderland)


Q
fun fact my best friend in the entire world moved 2000 kilometres away to melbourne and she saw your show and gave you a bracelet i made (it said bae. i called it a baecelet) and even though i was very far away and unable to see u i feel like we are united through stories about your performance (amazing, or so i hear) and crappy baecelets. also u took pictures of my friend lilys face. (she has an a+ face :--)
A

lordemusic:

well in a nice turn of events i am WEARING IT AS WE SPEAK thanks bae!!